Failbook - Annoying things people do on Facebook

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Ok lets rant!

I'll get the ball rolling with classic constant photos of food! The occasional photo of something awesome or something difficult that you have cooked may be acceptable but if you are one of those trollops that posts an image of every bloody meal you are having STAHP! [Rage]
We don't care what you are going to eat everyday you are just going to shi* it out in a few hours anyway, daily updates is not necessary.

28/10/2012

Melbourne The land of moist beginnings

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Pilkingbod

"If this post gets X likes, then Y"

28/10/2012

Melting pot of friendship

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Silence

Pilkingbod said: "If this post gets X likes, then Y"

The best ones are on celebrities' walls
'If this gets X likes, then you have to Y'
Makes me laugh and facedesk

28/10/2012

I'm from the Internet. Nothing I say is original.

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Guyver

Pilkingbod said: "If this post gets X likes, then Y"

I know right !
Here's a random picture of a starving kid, "click like if you feel bad for starving kid", ignore if you don't care. Sure thing buddy your likes solve world hunger [Facepalm]

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Melbourne The land of moist beginnings

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whaling

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Guyver

and baby photos, Here's a picture of my baby. "Oh cool congrats, wish you all the best" etc etc
Here's a picture of him throwing up.
Here's a picture of him sleeping...
Here's a picture of him sitting next to another baby..
Here's a picture of him at 1 week old
Here's a picture of him at 2 weeks old

...God dam it the kid is going to look the same for about 6 months or more, post a new picture then [Rage]

28/10/2012

Melbourne The land of moist beginnings

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Matthew

LOL!

I only post stuff to try and get as many 'likes' as I can. If it doesn't get a certain amount of likes in a certain amount of time, I'll delete the post.

I always get jelleh when people post about:

Getting engaged
Getting Married
Getting Pregnant
Showing pictures of their new kid/dog

As they always get tons of likes.... [Rage]

28/10/2012

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xxLCr0wxx

speaking of random posts on facebook i tryed to change my account and put the name as 'Nobody' so every time someone posts something random i could comment/like so it would come up as "Nobody commented on your photo/ Nobody likes your status" [MOG]

28/10/2012

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wo1f

facebook is so much vanity...

28/10/2012

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l3ailey

Guyver said: Ok lets rant!
I'll get the ball rolling with classic constant photos of food! The occasional photo of something awesome or something difficult that you have cooked may be acceptable but if you are one of those trollops that posts an image of every bloody meal you are having STAHP!
We don't care what you are going to eat everyday you are just going to shi* it out in a few hours anyway, daily updates is not necessary.

cough @Matteh cough [Shifty]

Ily matteh (love)

28/10/2012

Australia, South Australia, Adelaide ~ Steam Trains are my favourite everything

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Matthew

Haha, I was thinking Matteh too Bailey. :P

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The_Boss

#YOLO
:P

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Leasha

People that have to check in everywhere they go.... geez what losers.
OH, and also people that post pictures of the random shit they buy- pffft we just don't care that you bought PSY socks alright!

28/10/2012

In your house stealing your stuff..

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Matthew

Leasha said: People that have to check in everywhere they go.... geez what losers.
OH, and also people that post pictures of the random shit they buy- pffft we just don't care that you bought PSY socks alright!

Haha. Or tickets to a concert/festival you're going to :P

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iSR

This thread just helping to confirm why I don't bother with facebook. [Facepalm]

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Leasha

Exactly Matthew or those assholes that post that they have amazing tickets to everything ALL the time...

Sonsofbitches...

29/10/2012

In your house stealing your stuff..

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The_Boss

I hate when people post depressive or Emo crap on Facebook.

29/10/2012

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Leasha

The_Boss said: I hate when people post depressive or Emo crap on Facebook.

Oh indeed. They use it as their personal laundry airing service.
I don't care that you have issues with your bf/job/family.. Go post that negative crap elsewhere! Can't you see I've just posted about getting Soundwave tickets- geez the nerve of some people.

29/10/2012

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Milky

I agree on babies, check-ins (I punch my gf everytime she checks me in) and boring negative whinging crap (lol we are whinging).

I also hate those people that are a week too late.

And people that complain about the weather.

And those ****s that still play Farmville, Chefville can go to ****offville.

29/10/2012

come on, i only want a cuddle!

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The_Boss

I mostly just comment on people's post than posting status.

29/10/2012

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Silence

Leasha said: People that have to check in everywhere they go.... geez what losers.
OH, and also people that post pictures of the random shit they buy- pffft we just don't care that you bought PSY socks alright!

I dunno about you, but I wouldn't mind a live feed of the stuff Mandy and RSOP buy. Makes me feel better about my own purchases overall :P

29/10/2012

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Leasha

Oh I dunno about you but I have a live feed of that and I give them both a serious run for their money.
I do however, like Matthew pointed out buy a ton more tickets to random things than what they do.

29/10/2012

In your house stealing your stuff..

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M@ndyz

Silence said:
Leasha said: People that have to check in everywhere they go.... geez what losers.
OH, and also people that post pictures of the random shit they buy- pffft we just don't care that you bought PSY socks alright!
I dunno about you, but I wouldn't mind a live feed of the stuff Mandy and RSOP buy. Makes me feel better about my own purchases overall

Hehe.. Yesterday I posted my wishlist on pccg.. Oh boy $1880 or something.. I'm sure before Xmas ill post images of said computer too.. [Derp]

Also I posted yolo last night.. Cause =D

29/10/2012

Add me on steam........... bootie [mmgn] Or raptr.......... bootie101 Or wiiu. actually don't add me on wiiu im never on it :p

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MoeMan

Like this post in 3 seconds if you love your mum [Facepalm]

29/10/2012

http://www.facebook.com/retro.gamers.mmgn

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gargoyles

One thing that annoys me is those people who use lol in every single ****ing sentence [Rage] [Rage]
Especially when it doesn't make sense.

Also people who have to post where they are every 5 seconds. Can't they learn keep it a secret where you are because someone is going to rob them!

One final thing for now. People who constantly have to post things because they can't got 5 minutes without Facebook.

29/10/2012

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