The Doctor Thread

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Ok let's play doctors =D

But seriously, who goes to a doctor these days? People tend to just Google their symptoms and incorrectly self diagnose, so we might as well do that in the MMGN forum.

I'll start -- my right eye is twitching today. WTF is up with that? Is it related to the cleaning products I may or may not have got in it yesterday? (Not actually sure, it was close, but may have just missed the eye).

What should I do about this home remedy style? K go [MOG]

20/08/2012

The member formerly formerly known as ICC_06, formerly known as Ben.

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ND88ct

Ben said:
What should I do about this home remedy style? K go

Soak it in vinegar for 5 hours

20/08/2012

In a that general direction

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kangle4

Last time I went was to have my blocked ear syringed. After it is clear you can hear out of it perfectly and it's a noteable difference compared to my other one until they even up again.

20/08/2012

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stublu

Ben said:
What should I do about this home remedy style? K go

Salt water. Lots of salt water. The Doctor Thread

kangle4 said: Last time I went was to have my blocked ear syringed.

Last time I went to the doctors was for this too, but he didn't want to do it and sent me to the chemist to buy some ear drop stuff. I ended up buying a syringe aswell and did it myself =D

20/08/2012

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sjt333

Ben said: Ok let's play doctors
But seriously, who goes to a doctor these days?

smart people

20/08/2012

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sjt333

Ben said: Ok let's play doctors
But seriously, who goes to a doctor these days?

smart people

20/08/2012

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kangle4

stublu said:
Ben said:
What should I do about this home remedy style? K go

Salt water. Lots of salt water.

kangle4 said: Last time I went was to have my blocked ear syringed.

Last time I went to the doctors was for this too, but he didn't want to do it and sent me to the chemist to buy some ear drop stuff. I ended up buying a syringe aswell and did it myself

I found the drops do absolutely nothing to get rid of it, made it easier for the doctor though.

20/08/2012

Melbourne, Victoria

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Kiah

Ben said: Ok let's play doctors
But seriously, who goes to a doctor these days? People tend to just Google their symptoms and incorrectly self diagnose, so we might as well do that in the MMGN forum.
I'll start -- my right eye is twitching today. WTF is up with that? Is it related to the cleaning products I may or may not have got in it yesterday? (Not actually sure, it was close, but may have just missed the eye).
What should I do about this home remedy style? K go

Forget all those solutions.
Eat a banana.

In a non gay way. You need more potassium.

20/08/2012

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SevenII

Doctors are fine, for the most part. It can get a bit awkward when 'sensitive parts' are the topic of discussion though (I was born with 2 hernias and have recurring issues).

Dentists are, by far, the worst! Not the person themselves (poor, suicidal bastards), just what they have to do to me. Even a simple checkup has me sweating, death-griping the waiting room chair.

20/08/2012

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Silence

Last time I went to the doctor was to get a few moles removed. I've been meaning to go and get my ankle checked/x-rayed, but it seems to temporarily mend itself the every time I decide to book an appointment.

20/08/2012

I'm from the Internet. Nothing I say is original.

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Dr.hamzie

This thread is made for me [Shifty]
but srs, is anyone studying medicine or dentistry here

20/08/2012

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MoeMan

LMFAO what a thread!!!!!
My Missus does the exact same thing and diagnoses me or the kids... and the scary part is that she is always correct... seriously it trips me out lol
Doctors nowadays a pretty average especially one near my area, she refuses to prescribe medication and she always says, Go home, get some rest, keep up the fuids and water, and if you still feel the same come back and see me...
And i'm like b***h if you give me the proper drugs I don't need to come back and see you DERRRRR

20/08/2012

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iSR

Probably so she can charge you twice. Clever. [Shifty]

20/08/2012

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MoeMan

exactly why she does it, but having said that, it seems like her lights are always switched off, which always makes me wonder why and how she's even a doctor......
I try to avoid going there now unless I need a docs cert :P

20/08/2012

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MoeMan said: exactly why she does it, but having said that, it seems like her lights are always switched off, which always makes me wonder why and how she's even a doctor......
I try to avoid going there now unless I need a docs cert

Probably a front. But for what...

20/08/2012

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Kerosanak

Morphine dealer.

20/08/2012

I'm still kind of a big deal in the Capital Wasteland.

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MoeMan

^^^ That :P

20/08/2012

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Guyver

I say never google symptoms, that just messes your mind up as well, the last thing you need when you are sick is for you to think you have something that you don't.
I haven't been to the doctors in years usually things tend to fix them selves :P

20/08/2012

right meow?

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Doles

Yeah my wife and I self diagnose to see if it's worth going to the doctor.

Since getting pregnant though we've been going more, obviously :P

20/08/2012

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sjt333

Doles said: Yeah my wife and I self diagnose to see if it's worth going to the doctor.
Since getting pregnant though we've been going more, obviously

you dont know shes pregnant

you aren't a doctor The Doctor Thread

20/08/2012

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Dr.hamzie

Headache:

Can be due to stress ... OR CANCER

20/08/2012

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Doles

sjt333 said:
Doles said: Yeah my wife and I self diagnose to see if it's worth going to the doctor.
Since getting pregnant though we've been going more, obviously

you dont know shes pregnant
you aren't a doctor

that's true, she's swelling... But so am i. Maybe I'm pregnant! *googles*

20/08/2012

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Guyver

Doles said:
sjt333 said:
Doles said: Yeah my wife and I self diagnose to see if it's worth going to the doctor.
Since getting pregnant though we've been going more, obviously

you dont know shes pregnant
you aren't a doctor

that's true, she's swelling... But so am i. Maybe I'm pregnant! *googles*

Do your breasts feel sensitive as well?

20/08/2012

right meow?

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Skarteh

Doles said:
sjt333 said:
Doles said: Yeah my wife and I self diagnose to see if it's worth going to the doctor.
Since getting pregnant though we've been going more, obviously

you dont know shes pregnant
you aren't a doctor

that's true, she's swelling... But so am i. Maybe I'm pregnant! *googles*

Let me guess..... CANCER!

20/08/2012

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Doles

Guyver said:
Doles said:
sjt333 said:
Doles said: Yeah my wife and I self diagnose to see if it's worth going to the doctor.
Since getting pregnant though we've been going more, obviously

you dont know shes pregnant
you aren't a doctor

that's true, she's swelling... But so am i. Maybe I'm pregnant! *googles*

Do your breasts feel sensitive as well?

They are, but that's normal for me.

20/08/2012

Western Australia | /dev/null is already 98% full

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